I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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