before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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