and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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