that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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