oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As shirtless as possible
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
im on a boat
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