I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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