well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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