woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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