Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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