Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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