When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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