Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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