I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
