I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
