You really coming over, don't trick.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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