I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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