PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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