Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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