CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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