im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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