where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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