OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
did you just send me my own nude
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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