Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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