i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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