if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
tell me about the eggs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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