you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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