Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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