it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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