Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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