There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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