New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
