did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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