Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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