So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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