I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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