the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
