If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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