so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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