even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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