Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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