i may or may not be watching the land before time
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
