I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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