Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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