You're so nebulous sometimes
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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