i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Operation Purity has been aborted
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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