she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Semen is not good for contacts.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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