That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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