id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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