i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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