why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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