i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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