She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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