doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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