I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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